Licensed. Bonded. Discreet. Results not guaranteed — but probable.
Sources close to the Mannus & Marlow Investigations front desk confirm that one Sqounk "Sqounk." Just Sqounk. It's not complicated. —S, imp, has been managing day-to-day operations for the licensed magical investigations firm since its 2021 founding — handling client intake, case filing, interdepartmental communications, and what one source described only as "the printer situation."
The assistant OFFICE MANAGER —S declined repeated requests for comment, except to note that the sign on the door reads "Marlowe" due to a vendor error that, quote, "management has shown a criminal lack of urgency in addressing."
Colleagues describe the imp as agreeable correct. —S and easygoing also correct. —S, with a particular talent for client-facing communications. I have NEVER been described as easygoing. I will be filing a correction. —S
When asked about the BREAK ROOM INCIDENT OF MARCH 2024, the subject knocked our recorder off the desk and asked us to leave.
"Another day. Another infringement."
— Sqounk, Office Manager, Mannus & Marlow Investigations. Accurate. —SThe professionals provide the office. The operatives provide the results. These files are active. Access is restricted to cleared personnel.
Case files, session records, and operative dossiers are available to cleared personnel only.
Access Secure Operative PortalNot all of them are enemies. Not all of them are friends. All of them are trouble.
Runs affordable housing in Manhattan. Charming. Well-connected. Never sleeps. Her tenants report vivid, exhausting dreams — when they report anything at all.
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